DeslopMyBook

Your book reads like AI wrote it.

Not because the words are wrong — because the same handful of constructions keep showing up. The way a… similes. Not-this-but-that cadences. Body-language beats on repeat. Human novelists use all of them, just far less often.

Upload your manuscript and see exactly how many sit above human-normal for your genre. That part is free and takes seconds.

.docx or .txt · at least 15,000 words. We compare against full-novel baselines, so an excerpt can't be scored fairly.

Each genre has its own measured baseline — what's overwritten in literary fiction is ordinary in romantasy.

No account, no card. Your file is used for this analysis and nothing else.

How it works

  1. Free analysis. We count the constructions that mark AI prose and compare each against the measured human rate for your genre. You see the numbers before you decide anything.
  2. You decide. If the report shows little above human-normal, don't buy anything. That happens, and we'd rather tell you.
  3. The full pass. We work through the manuscript rationing each overused pattern back toward its human rate, then email you the edited text, a changelog of every change, and a before/after report.
  4. You review. Every change is listed. Some will be wrong — a phrase that's genuinely yours, a name we didn't recognize. Revert those. This hands you a faster edit, not a finished book.

Pricing

$5.00 per manuscript. One payment, one book, no subscription. The analysis is always free.

A full pass takes a few hours — it's a lot of passes over a lot of sentences — so we email you when it's done rather than making you sit on a progress bar.

Start with the free analysis

What this is not

It isn't a ghostwriter and it isn't a copy editor. It doesn't check grammar, continuity, or whether your plot works. It does one thing: finds the patterns that make prose read as machine-generated and thins them back toward how people actually write.

It also can't tell your voice from a tic. If you deliberately repeat a phrase, it may cut it — that's why every change is in the changelog for you to reverse.